Apple I Bite

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ERIC APPEL AND BRIAN BERREBBI
PRESENT
"UNTITLED PODCAST vol.1"

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liten1ng84 (3:01:53 AM): hi I found youre profile on myspaceI have to admit Im ab ig fan I love mailer deamon
CockFor (3:02:05 AM): yeah?
CockFor (3:02:07 AM): thanks
liten1ng84 (3:02:20 AM): ok then
CockFor (3:02:36 AM): ha
liten1ng84 (3:02:50 AM): u ok over there? lol
CockFor (3:03:00 AM): yeah, i'm fine. yourself?
liten1ng84 (3:03:12 AM): alrighty then
CockFor (3:03:33 AM): are you ok over there?
liten1ng84 (3:03:42 AM): no lol
CockFor (3:03:50 AM): what's the matter?
liten1ng84 (3:04:00 AM): yea I love funny stuff
CockFor (3:04:09 AM): that sounds like a real problem
liten1ng84 (3:04:21 AM): i thoguht so
CockFor (3:04:27 AM): so who are you?
liten1ng84 (3:04:38 AM): my name is stacey
CockFor (3:05:02 AM): i'm eric...but i guess you know that already
CockFor (3:05:07 AM): nice to meet you over IM at 3am
liten1ng84 (3:05:11 AM): that sounds about right to me
CockFor (3:05:49 AM): you sound like a chat-bot
CockFor (3:05:52 AM): no offense
liten1ng84 (3:06:04 AM): me? no...
CockFor (3:06:19 AM): ok
liten1ng84 (3:06:28 AM): alright
CockFor (3:06:40 AM): you are a chat bot!
liten1ng84 (3:06:48 AM): lmao, i'm not a bot
liten1ng84 (3:07:07 AM): -:p
CockFor (3:07:13 AM): what is that?
liten1ng84 (3:07:25 AM): I live in new york you?
CockFor (3:07:45 AM): yeah, new york
liten1ng84 (3:07:57 AM): alrighty then
CockFor (3:08:01 AM): are you intoxicated?
liten1ng84 (3:08:12 AM): um, no?
CockFor (3:08:21 AM): can chat bots even drink?
liten1ng84 (3:08:33 AM): are u online a lot?
CockFor (3:08:42 AM): yes
liten1ng84 (3:08:53 AM): thats good
CockFor (3:09:10 AM): when did you see mailer daemon?
liten1ng84 (3:09:22 AM): i've been wondering that for a long time lol
CockFor (3:09:28 AM): what?
liten1ng84 (3:09:39 AM): thats an interesting question, isn't it?
CockFor (3:10:04 AM): go away, robot
liten1ng84 (3:10:14 AM): im not a bot, lol did u really think i was?
CockFor (3:10:42 AM): you're either a chat bot, or someone who is being hilarious
liten1ng84 (3:10:57 AM): it can't be me
CockFor (3:11:16 AM): this is boring
liten1ng84 (3:11:29 AM): did you know there are coffee flavored PEZ? wierd...
CockFor (3:11:35 AM): hahaha
CockFor (3:11:41 AM): how random
liten1ng84 (3:11:47 AM): lol
liten1ng84 (3:12:05 AM): You have been talking to a computer! One of your friends is reading the whole conversation and laughing it up right now! GET EVEN! Have the bot prank all your friends by visiting imprank.ebaumsworld(dot)com
CockFor (3:12:25 AM): wow, the wool has been pulled over my eyes

There has been an anonymous "fan" of my livejournal leaving comments on every one of my recent posts. I think it's either my grandma or my aunt wanda, but you can take your own guess if you'd like. I'm just glad they visit this site every day. It's nice to know people out there care enough about you to (a) read your random musings on a daily basis and (b) use the comment option to actually let me know how they feel about them. I think it's people like this that are really going to make this "internet" a big success...

Posted by (Anonymous) 2005-6-19:
Because the world really needs an overweight exploited annoying dude directed by a pencil necked art-homo squirlfaced chump, your humor is as dry as your lifestyle, I bet you think your shit doesn't stink as well you beady eyed little faggot.

Posted by (Anonymous) 2005-7-20:
Did you ever think that you're a sad coward?

Posted by (Anonymous) 2005-7-22:
you are truly one of the most obnoxious assholes i have ever met and i know you will get exactly what you deserve you stupid fuck

Posted by (Anonymous) 2005-7-22:
Dude...get over yourself. No one really wants to hear about your adventures at the "local gamestop".




...and on a side note, who anonymously calls someone a coward? i mean, seriously folks. seriously.

I just drove over to my local Gamestop and tried to purchase "Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas" for the X-Box. I looked all over the store for a copy, but couldn't find anything. I didn't even see any posters or cardboard stand-ups advertising the game. Finally, when I asked the sales clerk if they had any copies left--because I was sure that the game is so popular, they must be sold out--she told me that JUST THIS MORNING, the game's rating was changed from "mature" to "adult," and that Gamestop is not allowed to carry games with adult ratings. At approximately 11am (eastern time) the video game ratings board sent out an urgent memo about the change. I'm assuming that it was even printed in red letters.

I tried to get her to sell me one of the pulled copies, because I'm sure they couldn't have sent them to be melted down in a fiery pit of lava, or shot into space just yet. And yes, they had them in stock, but there's no way I could have convinced her to sell me one. She even tried to empathize with me by saying that she was planning on buying a copy for her boyfriend today, which I'm sure is the same story she gives when any game is sold out. She also bitched about having to take down all the posters and scrape the decal off the window (which took "like, an hour). Frankly, she was bitching about it more than I was. So instead of getting the game, I bought Kill Bill vol. 1 and 2 for my PSP. Yes, they are still allowed to sell R rated movies where Uma Thurman beheads 500 kung-fu assassins and pulls a woman's eyeball out with her bare hands.

Gamestop, I'm calling BULLSHIT on you!

Did you ever think that saying, "I have nothing to say about that," is actually saying more than if you would have said something about it?

A few years ago, Andy Milonakis showed me a pilot for a show called "KIDS SHOW." It was the most twisted, fucked up, hilarious show I had ever seen, and now it has finally found a home on M2 (re-titled, "Wonder Showzen"). I have posted the links to a teaser trailer of what's to come on this season of Wonder Showzen, and the original Kids Show pilot. This is seriously the best thing that has ever been on television. Enjoy.

WONDER SHOWZEN PILOT -- WONDER SHOWZEN TRAILER

2005 TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS

The four mix cds I made for the UCB New Years party were so popular, I just made another one for house music. People seem to dig it, so here's the track listing. Happy downloading...

1.Jerk it out - The Caesars
2. 17 Years - Ratatat
3. The Power is On! - The Go! Team
4. I Disappear - The Faint
5. First Day - The Futureheads
6. Neighborhood #2 - The Arcade Fire
7. Who Could Win A Rabbit - Animal Collective
8. Paper Thin Walls - Modest Mouse
9. Formed A Band - Art Brut
10. 1980 - Estelle
11. The Sporting Life - The Decemberists
12. The Way We Get By - Spoon
13. A Picture of Dorian Gray - The Futureheads
14. Lets Kill Ourselves - The Ponys
15. Four Kicks - Kings Of Leon
16. Faded Beauty Queens - The Thrills
17. Oxygen - Aesop Rock